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2.08.2005

She keeps on waiting for time out...

... oh love, can you love me babe, love, is this loving babe... I think
Morning Interpol is excellent but as I've said before, you're just never quite sure about the lyrics.

Well Presidente George W. (the W's for wacky) Bush has put forth his budget for this year, cutting damn near every good wholesome cost and bolstering stuff for his war. One thing he ditched was a program to help get rid of drugs in schools... well to be fair, a drugged out person might be more likely to quit/fail/flunk out and then whaddya do with your grade 9 education.. why join the military! Whadda guy... Lewis Black said it best.. his job is to manipulate me and he hasn't done a good job... don't just pull down your pants and shit on my face. I can get audio of that routine if you want it, very funny.

There's an article on google news about how a hurry up offence wouldn't have helped Philly in the supahbowl. It wouldn't open... well I didn't want to wait for half an hour for it, but I beg to ask, why not? Oh and Stefan, has Atool taken you out with his big winnings... I believe you said if Philly loses by 3 or 4 he'd be a very happy man... was that final 17 - 14 Patriots?

The city of Saskatoon has decided that mother nature does better snow removal than they do, so they're just waiting for that to happen. Now there's a problem with this. That problem is, we got fuckloads of snow. Again, that's a technical term the weather channel uses, hope I'm not losing anyone with the lingo. So after having gotten... large amounts (laypersons terms.. ohhh political correctness!!) on Friday and Saturday, the city in quite possibly the largest display of intelligence this side of nuclear fusion, has decided to wait until Friday for the snow to melt. Wonderful. To be fair, they are doing the "main arteries", making it sound like our city is slowing dying of heart failure. The other problem I foresee in their plans is the fact that while it would be a lovely idea to think that as of Friday, February 11th winter will be over and it won't get cold again, I've lived here for 28 years and I know full well it's not the end of sub-zero temperatures. I think the answer lies in the words of a spokesman (he was male so I can say that and not be flogged by the League of Political Correctness) roughly it went"we'll come and have a look... but won't do it if we don't have to". We won't do it if we don't have to. There's a nine year old running the street clearing in Saskatoon who has equated the city streets and their cleanliness to his bedroom, which also won't be cleaned if he doesn't have to.

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