Hang spent bullet casings from the windows of your house...

... put up signs, please break in, I'd love the opportunity to kill you legally. Yes those are the words and yes it is a cool song... a Les Claypool/Henry Rollins collaboration, are you surprised?

I had to post this, news story I just read. In Ontario, where the majority of human error disasters seem to occur in Canada for some reason, someone managed to put in roughly 1 litre of cleaner with every 2 litres of choco milk. That's my understanding anyhow. This is terrible and naturally they've put out warnings and pulled stock from shelves and whatnot, thankfully it doesn't sound like the side effects are too terrible, they don't include death or exploding backsides at the moment anyway. You ask yourself though... how does this end up on the tragedy of the written word that is vitamin-r? Well I'll tells ya. The story caught my eye because the unfortunate 28 year old fellow who seems to have discovered the contaminated choco milk in question is known to drink at least 12 litres... I repeat 12 LITRES of choco milk A WEEK! Now I like the choco milk as much as the next 9 year old boy... but 12 litres a week! My god man...