Crazitude to level 9!!!

Wow

The weekend in Edmonton was off tha hook y'all. Lets see....

We arrived Friday night and I had to run off with the ex for a bit. That was messed up and I'll leave it there. This time no dirt though so props to me. When I got back, feeling a tough out of sorts, I discovered Dave and Carlos planning to go down to the lounge in the magnificent Supah 8 Hotel we were in. I needed strong drink so I was pleased. Then we went in.... and were shocked. Officially dubbed "The Saddest Place in the World" there was a smell in the air we have decided was a mixture of death, what Carlos feels formaldehyde must smell like, and sadness... or what we feel sadness must smell like. I was wanting one drink, so we stayed for a beer. Much to Carlos's surprise I came back to the table with cans of Kokanee... yes cans in a bar. We laughed for about 10 minutes on that. Stefan's friend Atol mentioned that that was understandable given the number of truckers that would frequent the place. I didn't know if that meant it got rowdy and no bottles meant no bottles broken on heads, or that cans were easier to take into a vehicle... either way it seemed bad.

Saturday Carlos and I grabbed breakfast served by a lady with arms nearly the size of mine. She was older but I would have so taken David Wilcox's advice and been Layin' Pipe. Anyway, we hit the mall at 11 and the long day began. I won't go into it all because this day went from 11am to 2am, but here's the high points.

- The girls working the gun range are hot in a trashy sort of way made more appealling (or less) because of the fact they are completely nuts. When I visited them about a desert eagle it was revealed that the one girls mom had a gold plated one, and that they both intended to own one of everything in the store.
- The Earl's in the mall is home to some of the most beautiful women in the world.
- Some of the Hooter's girls have really big hooters.
- Taco Bell is a godsend and Saskatoon should have 5 by now.
- A gay guy saying that another gay guy "throws like such a woman" is funny as hell.
- Sean kicked ass in his debut of real poker at a casino, making $45 bucks.

Now I'll get into the Reds bowling story... as my profile picture (when it eventually gets up) may raise some questions. We went bowling, drunken, 7 of us bowling with a couple onlookers to start. All was fine until the rest of the crew came to watch and Patrick instituted the rule that if you gutter ball your first ball, it's pants round the ankles for the second ball. So yes, that's me bowling with my pants around my ankles. In all, Brady, Stefan, and myself were the only ones to be pants on the floor. But we made people happy I tells ya.. particularly the ladies in adjacent lanes.

Then we went to a club called escape where I was patted down prior to entering, crazy. The place was pretty cool. Basically a giant dance floor with some damn fine hip hop on tap. I paid $5.25 for a beer, that sucked. And the ladies... lets just say I was wishing I wasn't quite so hammered, as it was I avoided speaking to anyone as my drunkeness would have made me look quite stoopid. I was wishing Ashley was there as she would be up for dancing and would've been liking the music. That's enough for now, keep an eye on Bloglos for photos.