CSI: Miami

I'm going to do something now that I never thought I would do; make a commentary on a television show.

I just finished watching CSI:Miami, and boy is it craptastic. I'll admit, I quite enjoy the whole CSI thing that they've got going. But this Miami one... hoo boy has it gone off the deep end. I used to enjoy it, but thought that red headed moron, Horatio (can't remember the actor's name now) was, well... a red headed moron. Then, at the start of this season they offed the one guy I liked on the show. Now I think it's because Rory Cochran (the aforementioned offed guy) is a good actor and saw that they intended to send the show into the depths of ridiculousness and wanted out. It has sunk to new levels of bad. That Horatio boy... in tonight's episiode his first four lines were one liner cliches delivered in a perfect Captain Kirkesqueness. The plot as well has been sent reeling into the beyond. A daring bank heist during a ginormous tidal wave, militant racists being pirates to steal rocket launchers, yes rocket launchers, to fire at the cuban shop owners, the CSI Lt. guy burning through a building to save some guy just as it blows up, I won't even get into my issues with the CSI crew driving Hummers, fucking Hummers as their company car... un-fucking-believable. And all the way through is Lt. Cain delivering his over acted vows to "put you away". I watch very little television and I have been reinformed as to why I don't.

Other notes of interest. There's been gossip of David Hasslehoff appearing in the next Harry Potter movie. I won't even get into how hopeful I am. Awesome.

Henceforth I wish everyone interested in boxing to start referring to John Ruiz as the "foul PuertoRican" after his bout with Andrew "the foul Pol" Golota.