Resume

It has been brought to my attention that my resume in a word, sucks. I'm not surprised in the least as I have very little experience in making a resume, throughout my life I've gotten jobs from talking to whomever is doing the hiring and having them say, "Do you want a job?". The resume has been a formality at best. Actually my resume is that bad, but it's poorly setup for electronic transfer, the type of jobs I'm applying to. Anyway, anyone with experience in making kickass resumes can by all means approach me with advice for mine. I am going to go to one of the resume service people here in town to try and get something a little more better... ahh more better, maybe using langauge like that is a bad thing for resumes.