Rhett's guide to Love and Relationships in 2008 or why guys suck

Something happened recently that has sparked me to the heart, nay the very core! It has led me to reach deep into the back of the bookcase, dust off ye olde soapbox and climb aboard. That's right, look the fuck out here comes another slightly intelligent mostly irreverent, kinda insightful and completely inept rant!
What the hell happened with the world to make insecurity the new sexay thing to be? I have 3 smoking hot, intelligent friends who've started dating guys with all the self-confidence of a snail. I'm now friends at an arms length with these women because said snail men are threatened by me, cause obviously women spontaneously have sex with me all the time. These are guys who in some cases will not go out to a club with their girlfriend cause guys might hit on her and that makes him sad. Dude if you don't want your girlfriend getting hit on then date someone really unattractive and buy her terrible clothes cause frankly, if you're dating an attractive girl she's gonna get hit on, if she's really attractive she's gonna get hit on a lot and if you can't deal with that the do the girl who you claim to like a lot or even love a favour and get the fuck out cause lord knows all you're going to do is blame her for it, like she somehow called ahead to have her name put on a "get hit on by random guys" list at the bar. Seriously it's the lamest thing ever, if she didn't like you or wasn't interested in you then she wouldn't be dating you, figure it out don't act like the intelligent girl you're with will somehow turn into a moral-less fuck zombie as soon as Joe Dick comes up to her to say she looks great. Guys like Joe Dick were saying that before you came along and guys like Joe Dick will be saying that after you're gone and they never got a blowjob for doing it so quit being stupid. From what I can tell these guys meet these strong, intelligent, sexy women and then essentially want to put them in a cage, figuratively speaking. They really would rather they had no male friends or interaction for that matter, which is frankly rude. You're basically saying I don't want you to hang out with that guy cause you'll end up having sex... presumably because the woman has no morals, self-respect or brain apparently. What makes even less sense is that the women stay with it... why the hell would you stay there? Is it a matronly thing, like your motherly instincts pop up cause you're dating a 5 year old? I used to talk to a girl in Toronto until one day her bf and she had yet another arguement about me, I used to call maybe once a month to see how she was doing. We can't talk anymore cause he felt threatened by me... I'm 4500 fucking kms away Dan, what the hell are you thinking. I know I know, I'm sounding pretty harsh here but honestly, some things just aren't meant to be, trying to create a world where you and her are the last 2 people on earth so she stays with you is creepy as fuck. If it's gonna work it'll work, saying I don't want you talking or hanging out with some guy will only jam a wedge between you that will eventually split you apart. Oddly enough in all 3 cases the guys were cheated on by someone in the past making them hurt and untrusting and weak and blah blah blah boo hoo. I'm sorry I totally do have sympathy for a person who's been cheated on, as far as I know I haven't been but really... if you're dating someone who has it in their capacity to cheat on you they will cheat on you whether they hang out with guy friends or not, if anything trying to prevent them from hanging out with guys will probably just lead them to cheat sooner. Using the fact that some hateful person from your past cheated on you as reason for why your new gf isn't allowed to have guy friends is just being pathetic, expecting a girl to stay with you after is idiocy to an extreme - why would anyone want to stay in a relationship where it's being implied that they can't be trusted. I understand that sometimes a bit of jealousy can feel nice, like that moment where someone is showing that they do care about you enough to not like the way some guy was talking to you or something, but freaking out about it... my brother please!

Anyway, just needed to get that off my chest, mail me if you have comments or want clarification about something... and for heaven's sake people, if you're strong and intelligent... don't you deserve respect from someone who says they like you?