More time killin'

Well folks, another fantabulous time waster has fallen in my lap… the ‘job predictor’

http://www.jobpredictor.com/

My ideal job is a Dodgem Driver. No I did not misspell that. No I have no fucking idea what a Dodgem is, nor do I have a clue as to where or into what I might be driving it.

There’s some other time wasters on the side, for today my:
Star Wars character: Barquin Dan (apparently a “musician” in the bar)
Work excuse: I have to get my car to the shop; if I don't get it there in half an hour it'll be locked out all weekend. (Don't use if boss seems wide awake).
Ideal car: Subaru… I guess just any Subaru
My Life expectancy: Your Personnel expected death date is 07 May 2052 You have exactly 17129 days to live. Have a nice day.
Footballer: Gordon Banks of England

Ahh… there’s some nice time killed. The job predictor and the footballer are kinda cool.. the rest are a bit wacked. Pains me to learn I’ll die at 76, that’s a bit short really.