Somebody broke in and cleaned out yo crib boi whatchu gon doo...

.. Act a Fool..

GRAAAAAAAAGGGGHHHHHHHUUUUUUU!

Today I've been in a good mood until one double U Wray Morrison popped onto the radio and pissed me right off. So here now is my scathing remarks for Wray.. which I am positive is not his real name. I've tried to locate an address where I could contact him directly... oddly enough all Rawlco radiostations in Saskatoon are not listed on the net.. hmmmm, guess they know they're hated.

So W Wray Morrison. First off, the name. What the fuck is W Wray Morrison? Some of you may have noticed that I will spell my name Wrett on occasion, this comes from a suggestion by Alfred, for the humour value of it. But some fucking radio dork using it for his name? I'm sorry, I just can't believe that his parents named him Wray. Look at it. The other reason I believe this is that Saskatoon has a reputation for sports casters using aliases... see Roger Millions.. pfft, millions.. ass. Secondly... the man is a buffoon! Total and complete moron. There are a number of examples to cite but in the interest of brevity, I'll stick to his words today. On describing the mood of Rider fans after the news of contract extensions given to Gene Makowski, Reggie Hunt, Kenton Keith, and Nealon Greene combined with the signing of Marcus Crandell... Rider fans are feeling pretty good about the potential of this team after being unhappy with the loss of Henry Burris but with the resignings, things are looking good for the coming season. What fucking game are you watching dumbass? Ok... to start, Marcus Crandell. I don't have a particular dislike for Crandell, I actually thought he should have been starting in Calgary last year but Dunigan had a hard on for the other guy, whoever the fuck he was, he'll pop up in the arena league soon, cause he sure ain't gonna be in Calgary this year. The problem is.. HE WAS A BACKUP TO A CRAPPY QB!!! And now this guy's supposed to make me excited? Maybe if he was a young guy with a lot of potential, oh! he's not... he's a vet. Well maybe his stats weren't bad, hmmm..... ok, limited playing time, ya... 7 TD's... ok that could be alright.. 16 Interceptions, WHAT! That's terrible. All this though I'd still make exceptions for since Calgary sucked so bad last year, BUT... Crandell will never have a realistic opportunity at the starting spot because for whatever reason, the Riders coaching staff think Nealon Greene is the greatest QB evah. Well, I hate to say it... but it needs to be told. Nealon Greene will be the Riders starter for as long as he wants it because... well... Nealon Greene is a catcher. I'm sorry, I hate to do it on such a family blog, but the truth must be told. The Rider's coaches will always start because he'll quite literally take it on the chin. Smilin' Hank was a good QB, good in the lockerroom, but not good in the.."huddle".

Of course I'm joking, I know nothing of Nealon's special talents, either real or imagined but really... what other reason could there possibly be? The man has yet to do anything impressive in the green and white and by all appearances is about as washed up as a QB can be.

Ok so maybe this rant turned more into a Rider's rant and less a Wray rant but he was the root of it all and now that I've done some Greene bashing I feel much the better for it.

I feel so good I'ma make another post today.. which will appear above this one.. making it kinda confusing.