We get these rules to follow...

... how they stick in your throat.

Ohhhh.... the first day back to work in the new year post. I'm so excited.

So last night I go to watch the mighty Fighting Cocks Football Club, a team I'm supposed to a member of if only both of my legs worked, when to my shock and dismay I found I had a flat tire. It was fine Sunday night... but sometime in the course of Monday it went completely flat. I'm going to attempt to take it to a tire shop and see if it can be repaired, but I'm not to optimistic about that. Suckola. So instead of watching soccer action I got to sit at home and think on the fact that in 2 days, my Jeep has twice screwed me over. If this is any indication of what 2005 has in store for me, I'm going to sleep for the next 360 days or so.

I just realized this story gets better, after walking my frozen ass to school/work... whopping -45 today with the windchill -34 before, I got here to find that no lifeguard showed up so those annoyingly cheery early morning swimmers had nothing to do. This also means that I didn't need to be walking along at 6:30am, happy camper I am not.

Wow, first day back to work and already ranting, I need a vacation.